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@Headkutter: How to scare burglars off....

First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger.
Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.

How to scare burglars off….

First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. 
Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.

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