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@SortaBad: How to sleep:

1. Lay down
2. Dim lights
3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours
4. Rest for 9 minutes

How to sleep:

1. Lay down
2. Dim lights
3. Dwell about literally every mistake you’ve made in your life for 6 hours
4. Rest for 9 minutes

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