@ShrugLord: How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?
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@hippieswordfish: *she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*
@Ms_Moneypenny_: Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
@MyPornKhan: When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up.