@ShrugLord: How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?
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@ajax06: No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant.
@Adyaces: No matter how much I shake my phone, you still won't come out. Are you stuck? I think you're stuck.
@Mikecanrant: Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head.