@jwoodham: "How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?" Doesn't follow instructions very well.
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@PJTLynch: I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane
@jenspyra: I appreciate that the saleslady informed me I'd be more comfortable in a 36B cup size, but this is a Best Buy & I'm looking for humidifiers.
@stevezorz: Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: I'd like the chocolate soufflé Waiter: It takes 45 minutes to prepare M (right in her face): Then why are you still talking to me?