@Kyle_Lippert: "How'd you die?" "I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?" "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
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@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines