@TheCareBare: How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?
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@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil
@UncleDuke1969: [mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: … M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: … M: I’ll get an autograph! W: He’s our mailman, moron.