@TheCareBare: How'm I going to 80's montage myself out of this one?
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@oakhillbargrill: Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions
@daemonic3: [at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*
@BigFatNothing: (in a rowboat with 6 starving people) "I think you mean "WHOM should we eat first"
@hazelmotes1: I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day