@Steve_hamiltin: How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?
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@writerPT: I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...
@TheToddWilliams: NAZI: Some of us Nazis got hurt too ME: Thoughts and bears NAZI: Don't you mean "thoughts and pra-- ME *releasing grizzly bear*: Nope
@sammyrhodes: My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today.
@girlontapas: I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20.