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@FrogAvalanche: "How's the wine?"
"House red?"
"Yes."
*sips, swills, spits*
"Wow it's got too much body."
"Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."

“How’s the wine?”
“House red?”
“Yes.”
*sips, swills, spits*
“Wow it’s got too much body.”
“Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first.”

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