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@CoolCamel69: "How's your love life?"
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig.
"I'm sorry man"
it's ok. still got laid.

“How’s your love life?”
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig.
“I’m sorry man”
it’s ok. still got laid.

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