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@SilverCricket9: #HowToEscapeADate
No matter what he's talking about, bring the conversation back to your cat.
"I love to travel."
"My cat's an explorer."

#HowToEscapeADate
No matter what he’s talking about, bring the conversation back to your cat.
“I love to travel.”
“My cat’s an explorer.”

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