@WilliamAder: HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
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@ibid78: "THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. ARE U ALONE?" -YEAH, I GUESS I NEVER MET THE RIGHT GIRL, BAD TIMING MOSTLY. ALSO WORK IS HECTIC
@mattZillaaaa: *lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles
@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.