@CulturedRuffian: I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana.

@drayzze: If you're desperately lonely, just look on the bright side. At least you still have standards.

@JGrumbie: Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.

@Fred_Delicious: "son, I've had to throw my golf socks out" "Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA" "No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"

@CodyCoconuts: It has been proven that Australians watch TV more than any other appliance.