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@Shock_Monster: HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for?
Me: Fire My Lazy Ass?
HR: ...
Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that's inappropriate.

HR: Does anyone know what FMLA stands for?
Me: Fire My Lazy Ass?
HR: …
Me: I was gonna guess Lesbian Ass but thought that’s inappropriate.

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