@theevilwriter: HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone "if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person" even if we smile as we say it.
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@rockymomax: [castle wall] KNIGHT: the enemy is advancing ME: *panicking* close the gates! man your battle stations! KNIGHT: their chariots are pulled by puppies ME: keep the gates half open. let’s see how this plays out
@samalmightysam: The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week.
@0v3rthOught: Let's go to bed and do naughty things. Fast forward to: jumping on the bed wearing our shoes and giggling uncontrollably.