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@stephenjmolloy: HR: "You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact."

Me: "Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend."

HR: “You’ve put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact.”

Me: “Yeah, I’d like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend.”

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