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@BonaFideIntent: HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: "..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane's forehead..."
Me:
HR:
Me: "..it was the last twizzler"
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: *eats twizzler*

HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: “..16. 16 STAPLES in Diane’s forehead…”
Me:
HR:
Me: “..it was the last twizzler”
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: *eats twizzler*

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