@iAmJuddy: You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.

@LindzThoughts: Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called " The uncomfortable Sausage"

@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.

@ranndrew: "How much do you love me?" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

@outsmartedmommy: Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis.