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@dafloydsta: WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF
@Overdue_Bills: Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.