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@TheAlexP: Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said.
@shutupmikeginn: Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes
@Aspersioncast: I hate when I forget to shave then people assume I'm a hippy and start talking about recycling.
@lovemydogduck: The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me.