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@withanewname: [interview] "Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?" "Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"
@jonnysun: CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]