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@shkeeber: I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis-
I'm better than you.
@BruceForce: Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists.
@LosLos__: Her: I do.
And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me.
@EndhooS: [Commercial for babies]
*100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk*
"There's got to be a better way"
@3sunzzz: I experienced a potato famine once; it was the longest night of my life.
Narrator: Ursula ran out of vodka.