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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: *Screaming at kids at soccer practice LADY: Which one is yours? ME: None of them. I just have anger issues.
@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
@FatherWithTwins: I forgot my phone... 2005: I don't need to be that accessible 2010: Let's make this a short trip 2015: OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE