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@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@batkaren: *Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
@UncleBob56: I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT DOWN
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.
@samalmightysam: If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear.