@MichaelTrying: Apparently those velvet ropes next to bouncers are not an invitation to limbo.

@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend

@bluntphilip: Rich people in movies apparently can't drink scotch without telling everyone how old it is.

@NikiWithIssues: If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.

@my_minivan_life: Just discovered my 7yo wearing his underwear backwards again. Playing classical music while pregnant is bullshit.