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@therealeatwood: ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?
@ArfMeasures: JESUS: And lo, I have fed 5000 of you with 5 fishes and 2 loaves "AMAZING!" "A MIRACLE!" ME: *slowly raises hand* So do we get dessert or
@: FRIEND: so how are you? ME: I'm well, thanks! FRIEND: what's new? ME: not much! FRIEND: well, what have you been up to? ME: why are you doing this to me