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@LADaddy: [At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay.
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
@Jesssicle: I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers.