YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
@timdonakowski: I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping.
@autocorrects: You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt.