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@SarcasticAlly12: When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs.
@ceejoyner: When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said.
@poopidoop: Do transformers buy car or life insurance?
@mugkip: WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
@sageboggs: I'm not proud