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@mishakey: I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you.
@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.