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@Shot_Of_Cabo: Me: I find pregnant women attractive. She: But I'm not pregnant. Me: Gimme a few minutes.
@Brampersandon_: A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. "Just don't ask to see our data" clucked one feathered researcher.