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@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@Reverend_Scott: Robin: "Let me drive the Batmobile!" Batman: "Never. I'd rather let Superman." *wall breaks down* Superman: "OMG really??" Batman: "No."