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@noog: [white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*
@SmartassChef: Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.