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@caaataclysm: Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night.
@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
@Beesthegame: [Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering.