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@danjan13: Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Mom: Where’s your brother? Son: Dad sent him to the kitchen to mosh potatoes Mom: Mosh? Brother [in the kitchen wildly slamming into potatoes]
@LuckoftheDraw86: Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
@SomePieceOfshit: Cashier: Have a great day [goes to cashier's home in the evening} Me: I have bad news