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@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
@Spaziotwat: My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@buck4itt: Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands.