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@FrogAvalanche:  One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA.
@ChristianPlante: Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building.
@PaperWash: "Sorry I'm late" Why are there scratches all over your face? "Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu? "It's my cat's best move"
@murrman5: *comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*