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@MummaCrazy: I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to "Stop making that stupid noise" and "Where are your shoes?".
@TheBoydP: If tennis rules were chasing the ball and bringing it to your opponent without letting him have it, my dog would be the best in the world.
@krisv_723: Fred realized too late that he should have bought a fresh sheet for his toga, when he walked into the black light party.
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.