@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.

@ChrisRGun: I don't hate people for their skin, creeds or heritage. I hate them based on how fond they are of Minions.

@LetsGoDoyers: Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator.

@batkaren: When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.

@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.