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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@TEXASVETERAN: All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships.
@brianbowman73: *aggressively skips to my Lou*
@ewfeez: I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money
@SoVeryBritish: Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed