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@FaisalAdam_: This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform...
@electrolemon: why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2
@AnneeWH: A fairy godmother but for breakups. She takes your phone and leaves alcohol and possibly your first cat.
@daemonic3: It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million.
How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?
@MrPooni: "I'm not racist but..."