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@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
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@DaddyJew: I'm like a mouse. If u give a mouse a cookie hes gonna want some milk. If u gimme a beer im gonna want some nachos. Plus we both like cheese