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@BGH70: "Which one is you?" - My favorite response when someone shows me a selfie with other people in it.
@Rollmaninoz: *Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy
@Jenny4ashley: I love the compliments my boss gives like "wow you're on time today" and "great job ignoring dress code again".