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@briancthayer: Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain.
@ericsshadow: My fashion sense has been described as "They probably won't let you in like that" and "Are those your pajamas?"
@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@writerPT: Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit.