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@robfee: While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?
@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
@CherBear162: An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!