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@Fred_Delicious: If a Facebook video says "you won't believe what happens next" then I replace "believe" with "care"
@just1fool: Beer:"You know what would be funny?" Me:"No. What?" Beer:"Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again." Me:"Yes, sir."