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@longwall26: I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh.
@NOTVIKING: [taking long drag from cigarette] if the blackbox can't be destroyed then why don't they just make the whole plane out of the blackbox material flight attendant: you are absolutely not allowed to smoke in here
@uccjeb: Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep.
@marinhubka: “How about… we change the 6 to a 7?" "I love it!" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve