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@jonnysun: [throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] "HEY! NO LITERING--" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]
@AngelaEhh: Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.
@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.
@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.