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@daplusk: I assume the hardest part of being in a street gang is not being able to enjoy a Frappuccino in public.
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.
@sweet_pea707: Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said
@SirEviscerate: ME: *sits* BARBER: You're completely bald. ME: Just snip the scissors around my ears and gently touch my head for 10 mins, please.