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@thepunningman: Guard: Sorry, no dogs Man: But it's a guide dog Guard: Oh, ok Guide Dog: And if you look to your left you'll notice an insensitive jerk
@FlyJ_: You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week.
@MelKassel: LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'