@GirlPetunia: Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
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@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.
@shutupmikeginn: The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money.
@KizerBillhelm: *on first date* Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?
@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...