@GirlPetunia: Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
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@AmishPornStar1: Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!
@mellimelle: It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion.
@davidgrossTV: ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet.