@NikatNiteNite: Hubs and I have fought so much lately I've lost 10 lbs. I thought about leaving him, but I'd like to lose another 10 lbs first.
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@itrevormoore: I hate when ppl at the grocery store get mad at you for "stealing" their cart of food. YOU DON'T OWN THIS STUFF YET!!!!!!
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.
@EyeSeeYou619: "Screw it, I'm a mermaid now" ~ me, after accidentally putting both legs in the same side of my goddamn sweatpants