@Parkerlawyer: Hubs cleaned out the garage without being asked so I'm looking back over the Ashley Madison list just in case I missed something.
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@ranndrew: I don't like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night.
@squirrel74wkgn: [leaving for vacation] Me: Do we have everything? Kids: Yes! Me: Let’s go! [5 min up road] Son: Dad, where’s mommy? Me: *makes u-turn*