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@whtedaisy: Hubs: How long has your car been doing that?
Me: ?
Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight?
Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Hubs:  How long has your car been doing that?
Me: ?
Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight?
Me:  I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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